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Dustin is a retired Navy veteran with a sense of humor so extreme it should come with a warning label. He’s a metalhead musician who shreds harder than a cheese grater and a die-hard fan of college football and Major League Baseball—because nothing says “relaxation” like yelling at the TV. Family is his MVP, but don’t let that fool you—he’s still out here proving you can go from military precision to guitar solos and dad jokes without missing a beat.

Sierra is a mom, a wife, and a full-time wrangler of chaos—both at home and in her job in respiratory care. With a million kids (or at least it feels like it), she’s basically a pro at running on caffeine and good vibes. She’s living life one day at a time, loving every wild, messy, and hilarious moment, and somehow still managing to breathe easy through it all.

Justin is a blue-collar Army veteran who traded battlefields for baseball fields and power tools. A proud fan of metal and country music (because why pick one?), he’s also a horror movie enthusiast—though he’ll never admit how many times a jump scare got him. When he’s not conquering the great outdoors, he’s tackling his favorite job: being a dad to three amazing kids who somehow manage to outsmart him daily.

Keilah is a mom to some seriously awesome kids, still figuring out this whole “adulting” thing with her friends and family as her trusty co-pilots. A fan of EDM music, horror movies, and making her husband cringe in public, she’s proof that life’s chaos is better with a killer soundtrack and a sense of humor.

For the blind, he is vision. For the hungry, he is the chef. For the thirsty, he is the water. If Ghost Guy thinks, we agree. If Ghost Guy speaks, we listen. If Ghost Guy has no fans, we don't exist.

What is Big Kids After Bedtime?

Gather 'round, folks! Grab your favorite snack (we recommend something crunchy for maximum munching sound effects) and settle in for a wild ride through the whimsical wonderland of our podcast! Picture this: four friends, a microphone, and a whole lot of nonsense. Sounds like a recipe for hilarity, right? (Spoiler alert: it totally is!)

We’re here to chat about the random things that happen in life—like that time you accidentally wore two different shoes to work (hey, fashion is subjective, right?). Or the time your cat decided that your laptop was the perfect throne for their afternoon nap (because obviously, your work can wait). Life is a buffet of bizarre moments, and we’re just here to serve them up with a side of giggles!

Our podcast is like a rollercoaster ride through the amusement park of absurdity. We’ll take you on twists and turns, from the mundane to the downright ridiculous. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (from laughing too hard), and you might even question your life choices (like why you’re still listening to us instead of doing something productive). But hey, who needs productivity when you can have pure, unadulterated fun?

Now, let’s talk about our secret sauce: humor! We’ve got an extreme sense of humor that could probably power a small city (or at least a really lively party). We believe that laughter is the best medicine, and we’re here to prescribe a hefty dose of chuckles to cure your daily woes. Whether it’s a hilarious story about a failed cooking attempt or a debate about the best pizza toppings (pineapple, anyone?), we’re all about keeping it light and lively!

So, if you’re ready to join us on this zany adventure, hit that play button and let the laughter commence! We promise to keep things entertaining, even if we occasionally veer off into the land of the absurd (which, let’s be honest, is where we thrive). And remember, life is too short to take seriously—so let’s embrace the chaos together!

In conclusion, our podcast is your go-to destination for a hearty laugh and a reminder that life is a beautiful mess. So, buckle up, grab your favorite beverage (we recommend something bubbly for extra fizz), and let’s dive into the delightful chaos of life’s randomness. Who knows? You might just find yourself laughing out loud in public, and trust us, that’s a great way to make new friends (or at least confuse strangers)!